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&lt;p&gt;Kids:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good authority they’re quite nice, because…&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Game prep:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Arrange the cans of beer around the bottle of rum. The cans are Pawns of the Secret Order, the rum is the King, and the arrangement is called the Castle.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Decide on 4 Zones, and arrange platforms ( chairs, buckets, anything ) in patterns through them. The 5th Zone is the Zone with the…&lt;/p&gt;
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